Why is there never a photographer when you need one?

A good crowd turned out for an early morning in the forestry but unfortunately your correspondent could not follow for long. While they do not make for easy following and can make trail-laying difficult when hounds speak deep in the forests their voices resonate in a spine-tingling way.

The Stern

Why might the photographers be disappointed that they were gallivanting in Cumbria last week?
or
Who had a side-splitting event?

Photographs

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